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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Deus

Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.

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Deus

My wife's constantly making sarcastic comments about my receding hairline.

It's starting to wear a little thin.

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Deus

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesnt want to be spotted!

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PastaMan

puns

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Nana.
Nana who? 
Nana your business.

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PastaMan

puns

Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

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Mark14

puns

Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

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Mark14

puns

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.

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GoD_139

puns

What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

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Deus

pickup lines

Hippity Hoppity you are now my property

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Kate

puns

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

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PastaMan

puns

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

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Deus

puns

I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

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GoD_139

puns

How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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Mark14

puns

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

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