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Mark14

puns

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

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PastaMan

puns

Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

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GoD_139

puns

What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

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Deus

dirty

Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the cameltoe is NEVER
acceptable.

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PastaMan

puns

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

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Deus

puns

Two fat people in a marriage will never work out.

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PastaMan

puns

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Deus

pickup lines

Hippity Hoppity you are now my property

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Lemon

fat

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said ''To be continued'' 

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Kate

puns

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

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Deus

What do you call the bad areas in Italy?

The spaghetto.

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Mark14

puns

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents.

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Deus

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

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Deus

puns

I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

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Mark14

puns

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

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