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PastaMan

puns

I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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Kate

puns

Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.

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Lemon

fat

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said ''To be continued'' 

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Cracktus

news & politics

Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.

Me: Is It True That You F-

Trump: You're Wrong.

Me: Is It True You Fuc-

Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.

Me: ...

β€’

Deus

What do you call the bad areas in Italy?

The spaghetto.

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Mark14

puns

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

44

Kate

puns

Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Deus

puns

Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.

47

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Mustache. 
Mustache who? 
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

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Mark14

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

49

GoD_139

puns

A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says β€œSorry, we don’t serve food here”

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Deus

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

50

GoD_139

puns

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

41

PastaMan

puns

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

40

PastaMan

puns

I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

45

Deus

I hear the prices of hoovers has gone up, that sucks.

51

GoD_139

puns

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

40

Kate

puns

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

41

PastaMan

puns

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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