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Deus

puns

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. 

Then it hit me.

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Deus

puns

Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.

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GoD_139

puns

A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says β€œSorry, we don’t serve food here”

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GoD_139

puns

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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DaBoiThicc

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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Kate

puns

What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Nana.
Nana who? 
Nana your business.

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PastaMan

puns

I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

45

GoD_139

puns

I think circles are pointless.

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PastaMan

puns

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

40

DaBoiThicc

puns

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

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Deus

I hear the prices of hoovers has gone up, that sucks.

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Deus

If you see someone just randomly removing their iPod headphones on the
bus or the Tube

you can be pretty sure they're gauging how loud their fart is.

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Kate

puns

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

41

Mark14

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

49

Kate

puns

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’

47

DaBoiThicc

puns

I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

36

Deus

puns

I was named after my father...
I don't really like the name 'dad' though.

46

Deus

People always need their opinions validated.

Am I right?

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