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Deus

I hear the prices of hoovers has gone up, that sucks.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Kate

puns

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

41

DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

45

Kate

puns

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

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PastaMan

puns

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

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Kate

puns

What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

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Deus

puns

I was named after my father...
I don't really like the name 'dad' though.

46

Deus

People always need their opinions validated.

Am I right?

48

DaBoiThicc

puns

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

56

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Nana.
Nana who? 
Nana your business.

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Mark14

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

49

Deus

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

46

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

38

Deus

pop culture

There are Two Great Rules of Life:

1. Never tell everything at once.

35

Deus

puns

Model trains make me Hornby.

55

GoD_139

puns

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

42

Mark14

puns

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

38

PastaMan

puns

I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

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