People always need their opinions validated.

Am I right?

There are Two Great Rules of Life:

1. Never tell everything at once.

Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.

Me: Is It True That You F-

Trump: You're Wrong.

Me: Is It True You Fuc-

Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.

Me: ...

I've just invented an invisibility cloak; anything under it is rendered
completely invisible.
I'm still working out the kinks; you can still see the cloak itself.

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

Model trains make me Hornby.

Doorbells.

There's a nice ring to them.

Just seen a Facebook group called: Join if u say "b-e-a-u-ti-ful when writing beatiful!"

Clearly they forgot to say it the second time round...