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Kate

puns

Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

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GoD_139

puns

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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Deus

What do you call a bear who just got out of a pool?

A drisly bear

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Deus

puns

Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.

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Deus

Yo mama's so fat, when she step on a pencil it makes diamonds

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Deus

puns

I have extreme burns on my face...
I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well.

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Kate

puns

What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Deus

puns

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

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GoD_139

puns

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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PastaMan

puns

I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"

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Deus

puns

Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

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GoD_139

puns

The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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Mark14

pickup lines

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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PastaMan

puns

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

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Mark14

puns

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, β€œsorry we don’t serve spirits”

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PastaMan

puns

I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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Deus

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here''

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.

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GoD_139

puns

I think circles are pointless.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Broccoli. 
Broccoli who? 
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

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