People always need their opinions validated.

Am I right?

Model trains make me Hornby.

Just seen a Facebook group called: Join if u say "b-e-a-u-ti-ful when writing beatiful!"

Clearly they forgot to say it the second time round...

I've just tucked my shirt in.
I don't know why I put it to bed so early.

I have extreme burns on my face...
I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well.

What do you call a bear who just got out of a pool?

A drisly bear

My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight........

I can't wait.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!