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Kate

puns

Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Mustache. 
Mustache who? 
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

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Kate

puns

Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

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Deus

puns

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Deus

puns

My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight........

I can't wait.

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Deus

puns

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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Deus

puns

I have extreme burns on my face...
I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well.

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Mark14

puns

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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Deus

blonde

I've just tucked my shirt in.
I don't know why I put it to bed so early.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Broccoli. 
Broccoli who? 
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

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PastaMan

puns

I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"

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Deus

puns

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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GoD_139

puns

The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

43

Deus

What do you call a bear who just got out of a pool?

A drisly bear

51

Mark14

pickup lines

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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Deus

went for a job interview.
"Where would you like to see yourself in five years time?" he asked me.
I thought and said, "Suspended on full pay."

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GoD_139

puns

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

54

PastaMan

puns

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

52

GoD_139

puns

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

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