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Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Deus I've found out my Dad wanted me aborted. My Mum thought it was a bad idea as I was just about to start secondary School.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who's There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !
Cracktus news & politics Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.Me: Is It True That You F-Trump: You're Wrong.Me: Is It True You Fuc-Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.Me: ...
Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.