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Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.