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Deus

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here''

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Deus

I couldn't believe it when my wife said I doubt everything she says.

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Mark14

puns

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.

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PastaMan

puns

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!

50

Deus

puns

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

38

Deus

I've found out my Dad wanted me aborted.

My Mum thought it was a bad idea as I was just about to start secondary School.

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PastaMan

puns

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Justin 
Justin who? 
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! 
 

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Deus

puns

What did the carpenter say?

Believe in your shelf

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Deus

travel

Two wrongs don't make a right.
Three lefts do.

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GoD_139

puns

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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Mark14

puns

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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PastaMan

puns

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says β€œGive me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”

50

PastaMan

puns

I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

44

Deus

puns

Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

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Deus

puns

Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

38

PastaMan

puns

Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

56

GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock? 
Cuz i think we'd make a good pair

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