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Mark14

pickup lines

If you were a steak you would be well done.

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GoD_139

puns

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

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Kate

puns

Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

β€’

Mark14

puns

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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Deus

puns

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

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PastaMan

puns

Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

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Deus

puns

Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

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Deus

puns

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

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Kate

puns

At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.

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Deus

puns

What did the carpenter say?

Believe in your shelf

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PastaMan

puns

I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

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PastaMan

puns

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Justin! 
Justin who? 
Justin time to Wipe my ass. 
 

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Mark14

puns

I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

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Deus

puns

Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low.

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PastaMan

puns

Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

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Deus

Whatever you do, don't drink the varnish.
It'll be a sad end - but a beautiful finish.

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