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Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.