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DaBoiThicc

puns

An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Annie. 
Annie who? 
Annie body home?

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Deus

Dictionary definition of fragile; easily broken, shattered, or damaged; delicate; brittle; frail.

Royal Mail definition of fragile; Break gently.

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PastaMan

puns

I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret

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PastaMan

puns

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador

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Deus

travel

If a black box on a plane is indestructible, why don't they make the whole
plane out of it?

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Mark14

puns

Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.

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GoD_139

puns

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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PastaMan

puns

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.

Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

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Deus

My third wife is leaving me because Im an arsonist.

Oh well, thats another relationship up in smoke.

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Deus

puns

I've just been offered a free sky diving experience.
I'm not falling for it.

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Kate

puns

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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Deus

puns

Sore throats are a pain in the neck!

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PastaMan

puns

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Deus

technology

"Search Results for: german humor. No jokes found matching your query. "

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Kate

puns

Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

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Deus

puns

Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

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Deus

puns

Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

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