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Deus

The best place to hide a body is on Page 2 of Google's search results.

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Deus

Whatever you do, don't drink the varnish.
It'll be a sad end - but a beautiful finish.

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PastaMan

puns

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.

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PastaMan

puns

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Annie. 
Annie who? 
Annie body home?

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Deus

puns

Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

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Deus

Whats got 4 legs and goes "boo"?

A cow with a cold.

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Deus

puns

Maths, the only subject that counts.

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GoD_139

puns

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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Kate

puns

Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

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Deus

Pro Tip: If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very
attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!
"

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PastaMan

puns

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.

Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

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Cracktus

animal

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Cause' They Are Dead.

β€’

Deus

puns

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.

43

GoD_139

puns

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

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