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Deus I feel sorry for the person who writes those Wikipedia pages. I bet teachers never accept his homework.
DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
Deus Tina Turner : "who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?" Going by your logic Tina, we don't need arms or legs.
PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Deus Pro Tip: If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!"