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Deus

Whatever you do, don't drink the varnish.
It'll be a sad end - but a beautiful finish.

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PastaMan

puns

I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret

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DaBoiThicc

puns

A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.

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PastaMan

puns

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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PastaMan

puns

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath!

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Kate

puns

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

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Kate

puns

The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

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Deus

The best place to hide a body is on Page 2 of Google's search results.

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Kate

puns

Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Adore. 
Adore who? 
Adore is between us. Open up! 

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Mark14

puns

Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

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Deus

technology

"Search Results for: german humor. No jokes found matching your query. "

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SeeOcKay

news & politics

A round man rarely is found with a point

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PastaMan

puns

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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GoD_139

puns

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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PastaMan

puns

In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

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Mark14

puns

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.

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Deus

puns

Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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