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DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
Deus I was talking to my friend when I told him, "When I was born I was left on the doorstep of a little cottage with a note attached to me." "What did the note say?" He asked. "I dont know." I replied, "I was too young to read."
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Deus technology So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
Deus My third wife is leaving me because Im an arsonist. Oh well, thats another relationship up in smoke.