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Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Deus I was talking to my friend when I told him, "When I was born I was left on the doorstep of a little cottage with a note attached to me." "What did the note say?" He asked. "I dont know." I replied, "I was too young to read."
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
Deus travel If a black box on a plane is indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
Deus technology How many Microsoft windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? three! one to change it, one to ask you if your sure you want to change it, and one to ask you if your sure your sure you want to change it.
Deus I got rid of a huge fly with my slipper today. I said, "you can have this slipper if you get out of my house."
Deus technology So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..
Deus My third wife is leaving me because Im an arsonist. Oh well, thats another relationship up in smoke.
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"