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Deus technology How many Microsoft windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? three! one to change it, one to ask you if your sure you want to change it, and one to ask you if your sure your sure you want to change it.
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
Deus travel If a black box on a plane is indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
Deus I got rid of a huge fly with my slipper today. I said, "you can have this slipper if you get out of my house."
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.