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PastaMan

puns

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

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GoD_139

puns

Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

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PastaMan

puns

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

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Deus

puns

I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.

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Deus

technology

How many Microsoft windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

three!

one to change it, one to ask you if your sure you want to change it, and one to ask you if your sure your sure you want to change it.

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Deus

puns

I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong...

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Cracktus

animal

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Cause' They Are Dead.

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GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock? 
Cuz i think we'd make a good pair

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Deus

Why did the meta-joke cross the road?

To get to the punchline.

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PastaMan

puns

I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Amos 
Amos who? 
A mosquito bit me! 
 

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...

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Deus

puns

How do i stop an addiction to cold turkey?

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GoD_139

puns

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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Deus

travel

I hate living in a hard water area..
Or Iceland as they call it.

46

Deus

puns

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word.

1

PastaMan

puns

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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