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PastaMan

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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DaBoiThicc

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What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.

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Kate

puns

Whiteboards ... are remarkable.

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Kate

puns

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

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Mark14

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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

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Kate

puns

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Deus

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What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

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Mark14

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Velcro… What a rip-off.

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GreenMario

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Why did the man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well

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PastaMan

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amma 
Amma who? 
Amma not going to tell you!

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Deus

puns

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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Deus

puns

Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse.

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Kate

puns

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it.

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Kate

puns

*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"

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Deus

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How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Stubborn people won't change.

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Deus

puns

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

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