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Kate

puns

Whiteboards ... are remarkable.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Adore. 
Adore who? 
Adore is between us. Open up! 

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amma 
Amma who? 
Amma not going to tell you!

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PastaMan

puns

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

β€’

Kate

puns

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

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Deus

puns

I used to think i was indecisive

But now i'm not sure

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

44

Deus

I want to set up my own business selling kites.

But I just cant seem to get it off the ground.

47

Kate

puns

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

49

Kate

puns

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...

54

DaBoiThicc

puns

Velcro… What a rip-off.

48

DaBoiThicc

puns

What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.

49

Mark14

puns

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

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SeeOcKay

puns

Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..

41

PastaMan

puns

My sea sickness comes in waves.

50

Deus

travel

I hate living in a hard water area..
Or Iceland as they call it.

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PastaMan

puns

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

44

DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

49

Kate

puns

*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"

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