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Deus

puns

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

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Deus

puns

Sore throats are a pain in the neck!

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GoD_139

puns

Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.

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Mark14

puns

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amma 
Amma who? 
Amma not going to tell you!

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Deus

puns

I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.

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DaBoiThicc

bar

Interviewer: I see on your application that you never went to jail?
Me: That's correct, i was taken.

39

GoD_139

puns

They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

39

Deus

I saw a High Priest today. "Alright Father,"

I said, "Been on the Waccy Baccy again?"

55

Deus

Why did the meta-joke cross the road?

To get to the punchline.

55

Kate

puns

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

49

GoD_139

puns

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

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Kate

puns

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

37

Deus

I want to set up my own business selling kites.

But I just cant seem to get it off the ground.

47

DaBoiThicc

puns

What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.

49

Kate

puns

*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"

1

PastaMan

puns

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

40

Deus

travel

I hate living in a hard water area..
Or Iceland as they call it.

46

DaBoiThicc

puns

Velcro… What a rip-off.

48

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