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Deus

puns

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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Deus

puns

I just spent 5 grand on Hi-Fi equipment 

I think I'm a stereo type

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Mark14

puns

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.

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Deus

puns

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

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Kate

puns

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

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Mark14

pickup lines

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

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PastaMan

puns

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

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PastaMan

puns

What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Kate

puns

β€œDoctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor β€œWell don’t go to those places.”

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Kate

puns

I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

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Deus

blonde

My boss fired me for being "incompetent".

How could I be something I dont even know what it is?

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Deus

puns

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

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Deus

puns

I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. 
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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GoD_139

puns

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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Deus

puns

How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Stubborn people won't change.

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Deus

puns

Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse.

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DaBoiThicc

bar

Interviewer: I see on your application that you never went to jail?
Me: That's correct, i was taken.

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PastaMan

puns

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.

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