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Kate

puns

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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GoD_139

puns

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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Mark14

pickup lines

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

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Deus

Last month I applied for a job at Royal mail as a postman, although I forgot to post my apllication form...

Long story short, I start Monday.

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Deus

blonde

My boss fired me for being "incompetent".

How could I be something I dont even know what it is?

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Adore. 
Adore who? 
Adore is between us. Open up! 

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GoD_139

puns

Camping is intense.

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PastaMan

puns

What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

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Deus

puns

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

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Kate

puns

β€œDoctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor β€œWell don’t go to those places.”

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Kate

puns

I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

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Deus

puns

Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

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Deus

puns

I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. 
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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Deus

puns

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

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Deus

puns

I just spent 5 grand on Hi-Fi equipment 

I think I'm a stereo type

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PastaMan

puns

People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

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PastaMan

puns

My sea sickness comes in waves.

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