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DaBoiThicc bar Interviewer: I see on your application that you never went to jail?Me: That's correct, i was taken.
Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies
DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.