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DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
Deus I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Deus My girlfriend just broke up with me. She says I spend too Much time talking to people I dont even know online. Just wait til "pokemonmaster91" hears about this.
Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”