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GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Deus I started dating a math teacher a couple of weeks ago. she turned round one night and said to me "You know youre really stupid, I have no idea why Im with you, i bet you dont even know what pi is!" "I know you eat too much of it" I replied.
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!