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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did one hat say to the other? 
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

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Deus

nationality

"What do we want?"
"People to stop saying how weak and pathetic we French are"
"When do we want it?"
"In your own time,its really not an issue and also,sorry for shouting"

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Deus

puns

How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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Mark14

puns

I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

38

Kate

puns

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

50

Deus

puns

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

48

Kate

puns

Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

32

DaBoiThicc

puns

I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

42

DaBoiThicc

puns

I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

29

GoD_139

puns

Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

53

Mark14

puns

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

45

PastaMan

puns

What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!

43

Deus

bar

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

18

DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

42

DaBoiThicc

puns

My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

But I’m not buying it.

10

Mark14

puns

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

46

Deus

I hate people who are indirect, you know who you are.

35

DaBoiThicc

puns

Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.

41

DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

46

Deus

I’ve been happily married for ten whole years.

And ten out of thirty isn’t bad.

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