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DaBoiThicc

puns

eBay is so useless. 

I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.

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Deus

puns

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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Deus

puns

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

39

Deus

puns

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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PastaMan

puns

A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said β€œTwo beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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Deus

puns

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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Mark14

puns

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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Kate

puns

Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

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Kate

puns

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

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PastaMan

puns

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!

49

PastaMan

puns

Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Cracktus

dark humor

Why are cemetery the world's most popular place?

 

Because people are just dying to get there

 

 

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Deus

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock?
Because i wanna c*m in you

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PastaMan

puns

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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