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PastaMan

puns

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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Mark14

puns

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

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Kate

puns

Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

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Mark14

puns

Dad I’m hungry’ … β€˜Hi hungry I’m dad

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? 
Because he was a little shellfish.

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Kate

puns

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Deus

puns

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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Deus

puns

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

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GoD_139

puns

What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!

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Deus

puns

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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Mark14

puns

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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Kate

puns

A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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Mark14

puns

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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GoD_139

puns

Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

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Deus

whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection

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Deus

nationality

"What do we want?"
"People to stop saying how weak and pathetic we French are"
"When do we want it?"
"In your own time,its really not an issue and also,sorry for shouting"

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