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Deus

puns

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Deus

puns

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Kate

puns

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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GoD_139

puns

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!

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Deus

puns

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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PastaMan

puns

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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GoD_139

puns

Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

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PastaMan

puns

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. 
The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

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GoD_139

puns

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Deus

puns

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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PastaMan

puns

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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GoD_139

puns

What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

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Deus

puns

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

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Mark14

puns

Dad I’m hungry’ … β€˜Hi hungry I’m dad

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Kate

puns

A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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Deus

nationality

"What do we want?"
"People to stop saying how weak and pathetic we French are"
"When do we want it?"
"In your own time,its really not an issue and also,sorry for shouting"

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