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PastaMan

puns

What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

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Mark14

puns

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

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PastaMan

puns

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. 
The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

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PastaMan

puns

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.

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EternalHell

dark humor

I dropped my cousin's baby the other day,

i told him I didn't want to be the pallbearer

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GoD_139

puns

Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Mark14

puns

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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Deus

If I was any more street...

I would be homeless

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Deus

bar

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

18

Mark14

puns

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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Mark14

puns

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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GoD_139

puns

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

47

Kate

puns

I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

β€’

Deus

blue collar

i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what
exactly is a cesarean,
replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response they're
looking for...

41

PastaMan

puns

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

44

Mark14

puns

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

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