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DaBoiThicc

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It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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Mark14

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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Deus

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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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Mark14

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

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GoD_139

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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Kate

puns

Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

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GoD_139

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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Deus

whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection

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Mark14

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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Deus

bar

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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Mark14

puns

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

But I’m not buying it.

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PastaMan

puns

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

49

PastaMan

puns

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

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GoD_139

puns

Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

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Kate

puns

I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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