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Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if itβs the best ceiling in the world, but itβs definitely up there.
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
EternalHell dark humor I dropped my cousin's baby the other day,i told him I didn't want to be the pallbearer
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
Deus bar After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.Turns out she felt the same way.So I turned on the air conditioning.
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but itβs kinda offensive so I wonβt say it. I donβt want there to be any beef between us.
DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"
Deus blue collar i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what exactly is a cesarean, replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response they're looking for...
PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.