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GoD_139

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

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GoD_139

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Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

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Mark14

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

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DaBoiThicc

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It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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GoD_139

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What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

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Deus

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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DaBoiThicc

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Deus

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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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GoD_139

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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

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GoD_139

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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Mark14

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So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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Deus

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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

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Kate

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Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

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Mark14

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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Deus

whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection

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GoD_139

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Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

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PastaMan

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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GoD_139

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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GoD_139

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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Mark14

puns

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

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