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GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock?
Because i wanna c*m in you

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Kate

puns

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Mark14

puns

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

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Deus

If I was any more street...

I would be homeless

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

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Deus

puns

I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

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Mark14

puns

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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Mark14

puns

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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Kate

puns

What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

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Deus

What do turkey's say in outer space?

HUBBLE HUBBLE HUBBLE

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GoD_139

puns

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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PastaMan

puns

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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PastaMan

puns

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

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PastaMan

puns

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Deus

Tip of the day: 

When a police officer says to you "Put your hands up."

Don't say, "For Detroit."

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Kate

puns

Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend

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Mark14

puns

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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Mark14

puns

I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.

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