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PastaMan

puns

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

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DaBoiThicc

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Kate

puns

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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GoD_139

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock?
Because i wanna c*m in you

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Mark14

puns

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

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Deus

puns

I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

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Mark14

puns

I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.

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PastaMan

puns

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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GreenMario

animal

Patient: I get scared every time I think of big animals.
Therapist: We have pills for that, but bear in mind...
Patient: AAUUGGHH!!

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PastaMan

puns

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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Deus

Tip of the day: 

When a police officer says to you "Put your hands up."

Don't say, "For Detroit."

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PastaMan

puns

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

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Kate

puns

Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend

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Kate

puns

What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

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Kate

puns

β€˜Put the cat out’ … β€˜I didn’t realize it was on fire

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Kate

puns

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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Deus

What do turkey's say in outer space?

HUBBLE HUBBLE HUBBLE

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Mark14

puns

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars

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PastaMan

puns

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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