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PastaMan

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

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PastaMan

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A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. 
The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

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GoD_139

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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PastaMan

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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Mark14

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Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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DaBoiThicc

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There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

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GoD_139

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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Deus

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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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Kate

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A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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PastaMan

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What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

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PastaMan

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.

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Kate

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I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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Deus

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

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DaBoiThicc

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When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...

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Kate

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Mark14

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

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Kate

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

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Mark14

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What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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GoD_139

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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

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Deus

Tip of the day: 

When a police officer says to you "Put your hands up."

Don't say, "For Detroit."

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