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Kate

puns

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’

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GoD_139

puns

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

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Mark14

puns

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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PastaMan

puns

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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PastaMan

puns

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Deus

puns

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

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Deus

What is big, white and full of my juice?

My fridge.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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PastaMan

puns

Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

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Deus

technology

You know youre a geek when you look at a CD cover and think, "I have that
font.
"

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Cracktus

dark humor

Why are cemetery the world's most popular place?

 

Because people are just dying to get there

 

 

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Mark14

puns

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

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Mark14

puns

"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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GoD_139

puns

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

37

Kate

puns

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.

39

Deus

puns

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? 
The Dark Knight Rises

46

DaBoiThicc

puns

There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

43

Mark14

puns

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

31

DaBoiThicc

puns

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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