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Deus

puns

Do French people smoke weed or oui'd?

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

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PastaMan

puns

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

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PastaMan

puns

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

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Deus

puns

I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

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GoD_139

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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GoD_139

puns

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

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Deus

pickup lines

You look like trash.
May I take you out?

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Deus

If I was any more street...

I would be homeless

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

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Deus

What do turkey's say in outer space?

HUBBLE HUBBLE HUBBLE

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Mark14

puns

"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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Mark14

puns

β€œHold on, I have something in my shoe” β€œI’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

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Deus

puns

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Boo. 
Boo who? 
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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PastaMan

puns

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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GoD_139

puns

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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Mark14

puns

I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.

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Cracktus

dark humor

My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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