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Deus

puns

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

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PastaMan

puns

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Kate

puns

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.

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GoD_139

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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Deus

What is big, white and full of my juice?

My fridge.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Deus

puns

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? 
The Dark Knight Rises

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Can February march? No, but April may.

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PastaMan

puns

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

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Kate

puns

β€˜Put the cat out’ … β€˜I didn’t realize it was on fire

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Deus

technology

You know youre a geek when you look at a CD cover and think, "I have that
font.
"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies β€œsorry mate we only do plain”

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Mark14

puns

β€œHold on, I have something in my shoe” β€œI’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Boo. 
Boo who? 
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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Deus

puns

Do French people smoke weed or oui'd?

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Deus

insults

Yo mamma is so ugly 

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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