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DaBoiThicc

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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

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Deus

insults

Yo mamma is so ugly 

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Deus

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

URLologist.

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Deus

puns

I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Can February march? No, but April may.

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Deus

puns

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

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Duhhitz_enyo

puns

Need an Ark

I Noah guy

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DaBoiThicc

puns

A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies β€œsorry mate we only do plain”

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Deus

pickup lines

You look like trash.
May I take you out?

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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Kate

puns

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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Deus

puns

Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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Kate

puns

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

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Kate

puns

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

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