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Deus blue collar i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what exactly is a cesarean, replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response they're looking for...
PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
Deus insults Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."