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GoD_139

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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Kate

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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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PastaMan

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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GoD_139

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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PastaMan

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What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

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Deus

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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Deus

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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Mark14

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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

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Deus

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.

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Deus

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

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Deus

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

URLologist.

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GoD_139

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Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

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Kate

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

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DaBoiThicc

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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Deus

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

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Kate

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Duhhitz_enyo

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Need an Ark

I Noah guy

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Deus

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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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Deus

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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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Mark14

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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