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PastaMan

puns

What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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DaBoiThicc

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

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GoD_139

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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DaBoiThicc

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Can February march? No, but April may.

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PastaMan

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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DaBoiThicc

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Kate

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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.

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Kate

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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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Deus

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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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Mark14

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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DaBoiThicc

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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PastaMan

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

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Deus

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

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Deus

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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Mark14

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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Got any funny DNS jokes?
Yeah, but It may take 24 hours to get it.

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GoD_139

puns

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

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Kate

puns

How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

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Deus

What is big, white and full of my juice?

My fridge.

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Kate

puns

β€˜Put the cat out’ … β€˜I didn’t realize it was on fire

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