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PastaMan

puns

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

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Deus

puns

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

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Deus

puns

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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Kate

puns

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Mark14

puns

β€œHold on, I have something in my shoe” β€œI’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

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Cracktus

dark humor

I was walking and i saw this old man begging for money, i gave him $20.

He then ran to the nearest drug store.

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Mark14

puns

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Kate

puns

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

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Kate

puns

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

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GoD_139

puns

What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

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GoD_139

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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Deus

puns

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

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Deus

puns

"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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GoD_139

puns

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you lost ma'am? 
Because heaven is a long way from here.

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GoD_139

puns

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

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