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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Boo. 
Boo who? 
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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Deus

puns

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

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Deus

puns

Do French people smoke weed or oui'd?

1

PastaMan

puns

I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

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Mark14

puns

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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GoD_139

puns

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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GoD_139

puns

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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Kate

puns

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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Mark14

puns

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. 
She seemed surprised.

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Mark14

puns

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

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Kate

puns

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Deus

puns

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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PastaMan

puns

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

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PastaMan

puns

I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami β€” of course it is paper-view.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you a cat?
because I'm feline a connection between us

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

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Mark14

puns

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

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