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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.

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Deus

puns

Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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Kate

puns

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

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GoD_139

puns

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you lost ma'am? 
Because heaven is a long way from here.

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Kate

puns

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

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Deus

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

URLologist.

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PastaMan

puns

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there 
Amish 
Amish Who? 
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

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Kate

puns

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Deus

puns

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Kate

puns

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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PastaMan

puns

Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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PastaMan

puns

I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami β€” of course it is paper-view.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

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Mark14

puns

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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