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Developer jokes Hot Fresh Kate Developer jokes Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Dev: What kind of font it is? GoD_139 Developer jokes Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans? They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies. Mark14 Developer jokes When do front end developers go out to eat? On their lunch <br>. Mark14 Developer jokes What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day? Everything's going to be 200. Kate Developer jokes Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments. Deus Developer jokes Where do programmer dad's store their jokes? In a dad-a-base. GoD_139 Developer jokes What are your plans for the weekend? I know Front-end and Back-end, what is week-end? Kate Developer jokes DaBoiThicc Developer jokes Why was nobody given food at the developer conference? It was a serverless function. DaBoiThicc Developer jokes Why do backend devs never run out of energy? They build REST APIs. GoD_139 Developer jokes Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language. DaBoiThicc Developer jokes What did spider do on the computer? Made a website. GoD_139 Developer jokes Why are machine learning models so fit? Because they do weight training. Deus Developer jokes Why don't parents teach their kids about regular expressions? Because they don't want them playing with matches. Mark14 Developer jokes Which programming language is the shortest? HTML, because it doesn't have a neck between head and body. Deus Developer jokes Why does keyboard sleep? Because it has two shifts. PastaMan Developer jokes Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#. PastaMan Developer jokes What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball? Try Catch. PastaMan Developer jokes Why did the document store go out of business? It has NoSQL. PastaMan Developer jokes How does a programmer open a jar? They install Java. 1234
Kate Developer jokes Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Dev: What kind of font it is?
GoD_139 Developer jokes Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans? They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies.
Mark14 Developer jokes What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day? Everything's going to be 200.
Kate Developer jokes Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
GoD_139 Developer jokes What are your plans for the weekend? I know Front-end and Back-end, what is week-end?
DaBoiThicc Developer jokes Why was nobody given food at the developer conference? It was a serverless function.
GoD_139 Developer jokes Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language.
Deus Developer jokes Why don't parents teach their kids about regular expressions? Because they don't want them playing with matches.
Mark14 Developer jokes Which programming language is the shortest? HTML, because it doesn't have a neck between head and body.
PastaMan Developer jokes What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball? Try Catch.