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GoD_139 puns A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
GoD_139 puns I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
GoD_139 puns Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.
GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.
GoD_139 Yo Momma Jokes Yo mamma so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job
