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Whats the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Yo mamma is so ugly 

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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You remind me of Dracula.

You suck.

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How do you know Dracula is a woman?

When she talks all you hear is "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah"

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