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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt. Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. DaBoiThicc puns Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it. Mark14 puns Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. PastaMan puns I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii" Kate puns Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C". DaBoiThicc puns Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store. DaBoiThicc puns I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places. DaBoiThicc puns I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! Mark14 puns A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." GoD_139 puns What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up. DaBoiThicc puns I invented a new word! Plagiarism! GoD_139 puns I think circles are pointless. Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish! DaBoiThicc puns Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff. Deus puns My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut. Mark14 puns How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise! Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. Deus puns I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why. Deus puns What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil. 78910111213
DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
DaBoiThicc puns I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.