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Puns Hot Fresh GreenMario puns Why don't executioners ever high-five people?They prefer to leave 'em hanging GreenMario puns Why did the man fall in the well?Because he couldn't see that well GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language. Deus puns I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. PastaMan puns What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?Aye matey. PastaMan puns My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't" PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" Mark14 puns I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. Mark14 puns I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. DaBoiThicc puns Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. PastaMan puns What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count. Deus puns I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going. Kate puns Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. PastaMan puns I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction. PastaMan puns Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. DaBoiThicc puns What is bread's favorite number? Leaven. Mark14 puns If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Deus puns What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement. 12131415161718
GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
Deus puns I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.