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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together. DaBoiThicc puns I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying. Kate puns Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it? Mark14 puns How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken. DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now. Deus puns What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language Kate puns The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place... DaBoiThicc puns It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle. Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. Kate puns A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets. DaBoiThicc puns When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients. GoD_139 puns What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music! PastaMan puns You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down GoD_139 puns Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate. Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords. Mark14 puns Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration. GoD_139 puns Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. Deus puns I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure. Deus puns What do you call it when Batman skips church?Christian Bale Deus puns What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises 14151617181920
DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
Kate puns A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
GoD_139 puns Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.