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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. DaBoiThicc puns When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow Kate puns I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out. GoD_139 puns Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes? The owlet malls. DaBoiThicc puns I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity. PastaMan puns Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up Deus puns Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me Mark14 puns People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits! Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data... GoD_139 puns If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set. Mark14 puns What did the sea say to the sand? "We have to stop meeting like this." PastaMan puns My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort. Mark14 puns I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal. Kate puns which flower is most fierce? Dandelion Kate puns The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away. Kate puns what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper! PastaMan puns They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure. DaBoiThicc puns Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood. Kate puns I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job PastaMan puns I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock 12345
GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
DaBoiThicc puns When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
Kate puns I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
Deus puns Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me
Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
Mark14 puns I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.
PastaMan puns They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure.