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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. GoD_139 puns What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt. Mark14 puns What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars GoD_139 puns What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! GoD_139 puns What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister! GoD_139 puns Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long Kate puns Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed. GoD_139 puns What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! GoD_139 puns What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. Kate puns What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange. GoD_139 puns What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. DaBoiThicc puns How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling! Mark14 puns Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs! Mark14 puns Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. Deus puns What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. DaBoiThicc puns A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack. PastaMan puns You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go. PastaMan puns Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case. Mark14 puns How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket. PastaMan puns What do you call an old snowman? Water. 17181920212223
DaBoiThicc puns A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.