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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there PastaMan puns What's brown and sticky? A stick. PastaMan puns Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich. Kate puns When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. Mark14 puns How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training Deus puns How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents. Deus puns I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine. PastaMan puns What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch! PastaMan puns What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up Mark14 puns I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy. Deus puns How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste. GoD_139 puns Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy. PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Mark14 puns What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. GoD_139 puns Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack. DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator! GoD_139 puns Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends. Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. Kate puns Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. 21222324252627
Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.