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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. Deus puns Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem. Mark14 puns What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man. Deus puns You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there. DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. GoD_139 puns Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! DaBoiThicc puns Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. PastaMan puns How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! DaBoiThicc puns Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune GoD_139 puns What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle. Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague. Mark14 puns I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. Deus puns Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. PastaMan puns My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. Mark14 puns You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents. Mark14 puns Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack. DaBoiThicc puns Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even. Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy. 23242526272829
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.
DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.