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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. PastaMan puns What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition. PastaMan puns Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic. Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes. GoD_139 puns There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. Kate puns Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man. GoD_139 puns What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread. GoD_139 puns What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever. Deus puns Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. PastaMan puns I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked. Kate puns A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. Kate puns Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house Kate puns What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder. PastaMan puns How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool. 24252627282930
DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.