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GoD_139 puns I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
DaBoiThicc puns Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
DaBoiThicc puns I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
GoD_139 puns Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.
PastaMan puns A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"