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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all. Mark14 puns What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! Kate puns Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor! GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives Mark14 puns What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel. PastaMan puns Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester. GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen. Kate puns Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady. Mark14 puns “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot” Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily. Kate puns A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway. DaBoiThicc puns To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing. DaBoiThicc puns Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out. Mark14 puns The rotation of earth really makes my day. Mark14 puns What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller. GoD_139 puns Camping is intense. Mark14 puns Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense. DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain” 31323334353637
PastaMan puns What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”