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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time. Deus puns What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. PastaMan puns My sea sickness comes in waves. PastaMan puns My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late. Mark14 puns Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. Deus puns Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with. Mark14 puns Two dyslexics walk into a bra. PastaMan puns When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table! Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. Deus puns As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere. Mark14 puns What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto GoD_139 puns What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. Deus puns I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. Kate puns Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast. PastaMan puns You know what they say about cliffhangers... Kate puns My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That's sage advice. Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. 34353637383940
Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
Kate puns Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.