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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction. DaBoiThicc puns I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked. PastaMan puns I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really. PastaMan puns I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. Kate puns What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels DaBoiThicc puns I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing. Deus puns I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. PastaMan puns Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav. GoD_139 puns “My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful” GoD_139 puns What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back. PastaMan puns Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere! Mark14 puns What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! GoD_139 puns I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge. Deus puns I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls. PastaMan puns What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick. Kate puns Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery. PastaMan puns What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra! PastaMan puns People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits” 35363738394041
Mark14 puns Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
DaBoiThicc puns I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”