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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion. DaBoiThicc puns What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper. Mark14 puns What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. DaBoiThicc puns Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby! GoD_139 puns I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Mark14 puns Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. Kate puns “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.” GoD_139 puns What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” Kate puns Bad at golf? Join the club. DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell! Mark14 puns What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese. Deus puns How do the trees get on the internet? They log on. GoD_139 puns Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales. Kate puns What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff. GoD_139 puns It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary. DaBoiThicc puns Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home. Deus puns Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand... 37383940414243
PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...