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Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"
Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"
Deus puns A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.
Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
PastaMan puns I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.