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Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies
Deus My girlfriend just broke up with me. She says I spend too Much time talking to people I dont even know online. Just wait til "pokemonmaster91" hears about this.
Deus I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Deus I started dating a math teacher a couple of weeks ago. she turned round one night and said to me "You know youre really stupid, I have no idea why Im with you, i bet you dont even know what pi is!" "I know you eat too much of it" I replied.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
