You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?

Supervision.

Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?
Dad: No Sun

What does Superman put in his drink?

Just ice.

Superman can fly but...

Clark Kent.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?

I’ll be black.

Of course Trump has banned all travel from Europe. 
He thinks germs come from Germany.

Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?

Adult supervision was required

What did Lois Lane say when she found out that Superman has ED?

Clark can't.

For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas

There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

You remind me of Dracula.

You suck.

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines

How does Superman stay so fit?

Kal El sthenics

My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.

She'll be back.

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

I met Dracula at the pub an hour ago.

He was having a bloody good time.