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I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10

He said "I still love vista baby"

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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
:)

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Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

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insults

How do you know Dracula is a woman?

When she talks all you hear is "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah"

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What did the Class say in court when put on trial?
I strongly object!

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If coronavirus isn’t about beer
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

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What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

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Terminator the musical

"I'll be bach!"

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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I wish my Dad was the Terminator...

...because then he'd come back.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices

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Yo mamma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

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What do Superman and a politician have in common?

They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.

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Why did the constant break up with the variable?
Because they changed.

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Yo mamma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

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Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable?
'i' won.

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Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

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Yo mamma so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide"

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