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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

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I just shit my pants.
Can i get in yours?

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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cause I can see myself in your pants!

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I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

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Are you a tower?

Because eiffel for you!

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A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

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What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

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Is your dad retarded?

Because you’re special

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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.

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Is your name Wifi?

Because I’m feeling a connection!

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Are you Harambes enclosure?

Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

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Are u a sea lion?

Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

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I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.

She didn’t know I existed.

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