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Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
