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Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
