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PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
