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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.

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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.

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Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

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How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!

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Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?  Because he was a little horse!

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pickup lines

Are you a cat?
because I'm feline a connection between us

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There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesn't have your number in it.

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Are you lost ma'am?
Because heaven is a long way from here.

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My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

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