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Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
