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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?
Fiiish

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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.

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I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.

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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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I got fired from the transmission factory, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

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Whats the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises

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Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

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Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.

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