Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.

Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

I got fired from my job at the bank today. 

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.